Saint's Row IV has 7 different voice actors, and 7 romance options, so I decided to give everyone their due and make 7 different characters and try them all out. There are games that are so bad, they so good. This game is so bad, it's garbage. I predict sales target won't be met. I bought SR3 and it wasn't as good 2. And building saints row 4 on the same engine with so many recycled content.
I got drawn into the hype. And this was the kind of week that I needed some good old fashioned stupid fun. And it started off quite nicely when I was still working with the voiceless, faceless me. And then I came to the part of the game that I usually enjoy almost as much as actually playing games themselves. The part that I can spend, literally, hours focusing on if there is nothing pressing me forward.
For years I've been saying I've wanted a game where I could play as an overweight, slightly older female protagonist. Whenever I tell people this they assume I mean some sort of experimental curio - maybe an "interactive drama" whatever that means like The Walking Dead or Beyond, or perhaps the sort of casual adventure game that gets marketed to stay at home moms who frequent Bigfish. But that's not necessarily what I'm after. Instead, I've always wanted a big, stupid action game starring a chunky badass lass. It's not that I don't like more experimental or esoteric games, but rather that a game doesn't need to cater to a different crowd to star an atypical protagonist.