I like my pussy

Everyone including my mother seemed to agree that this was insane. Well, I wanted to buy it, at least, but by the time I checked out the site, the candle was already sold out. So, yeah, I guess a whole lot of other people were interested in smelling it too. It has accents of geranium, citrusy bergamot, cedar, damask rose, and ambrette seed blend, which sounds absolutely lovely. V yummy. But the point is not to shame women into thinking their vaginas should smell like literal flowers.

Because Gwyneth no longer has just her head up her vagina; she has crawled all the way inside. I am torn between suggesting this is a very advanced yoga position accessible only to those who have endless free time to practise, and pointing out this is The Human Centipede, but for extreme narcissists. Well, in the main. In fact, the gynaecologist Dr Jen Gunter, in an open letter to Gwyneth that went as viral as an unwashed jade egg , suggested that it might cause toxic shock syndrome. Despite that, it is still for sale on goop. Whole religions have been founded trying to answer the big questions: what is the meaning of life?

Updated 18 June, Gwyneth Paltrow is at it again with her famed vagina candles, this time launching a companion version entitled, This Smells Like My Orgasm. The candle was unveiled earlier this week on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon and comes packaged in a box aptly covered with fireworks. The item is currently only available to US shoppers, so British men and women will have to wait a little longer before they can scent their homes with the smell of orgasms. Regardless, the candle is expected to sellout like its vagina-themed predecessor. Written 2 February, Gwyneth Paltrow has made a strong business out of her vagina.

If you have no idea what we're talking about a you've obviously been hiding under a duvet shaped rock and we can't but admire you cue applause , and b read on. Once upon a time there was an A-list actress Gwyneth Paltrow meets headline-making wellness magnate hey there Goop who teamed up with a forward thinking perfumer Douglas Little to create a fragrance. Once said fragrance was formulated and sniffed by said A-list actress, she opened her eyes wide, and exclaimed 'this smells like a vagina! The fragrance reportedly evolved, and in the end worked perfectly as a candle, that Douglas couldn't resist naming 'This Smells Like My Vagina'.