Once we started doing some research on sex toys, we realized that we lived in somewhat of a sexual bubble. From rubber ducky personal massagers to dildos that look like they belong in an art gallery, some of these toys you truly have to see to believe. Hopefully some of these weird sex toys will allow you to do just that. This banana vibrator is fruity and fun—with 10 different settings. This intricate Swarovski dildo is an erotic work of art.
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Get ready for the weirdest sex toys you can find on Amazon. Foot fetishes are very common and perfectly fine so it makes complete sense that there are toys out there to satisfy these desires. Putting a dick inside of a foot is just a lot to handle psychologically for me. This silicone Foot Fetish Left Foot thas a sculpted vagina masturbator on the sole of each foot. I may be missing out on something here because there are a lot of these toys including some with the vulva in the ankle. How about bringing a little pink glass tentacle into bed with you? I feel like that might say some things about me.
Thanks for connecting! You're almost done. Connect to your existing Cracked account if you have one or create a new Cracked username. Hedonism got way out of a hand when the internet came along and the sex toy market exploded like, well, a bukkake video. Where once it was simple shoulder massagers and turkey basters that had to be adapted to nefarious purposes, nowadays anything you can think of and probably a few dozen things you could never think of are out there to give some lonely shut-in the pleasure they can't get from molesting a damp slice of bread.
The world is a weird and magical place. And nowhere is that weird factor more obvious than if you go looking for weird sex toys. Just when you think you've stumbled onto something really strange and one-of-a-kind, with a click of the mouse, you're likely to come across something even weirder. Before you know it, you're in a rabbit whole of inventions that people are using in bed or laundry room, as you'll see below and, like driving by a car accident, you can't help but stare. The world isn't just weird and magical, but pretty damn kinky , too.